10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years
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A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World
News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch
actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen
Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt,
Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male
subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to
abstain from doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse
rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no
question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging
in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said
Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10
minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a
man's life by five years.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five
years." said Weatherby.
This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV
shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and
health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
Replies (5)
Ash on 12/4/2007 03:53:38
Does that mean the perverts will outlive everyone? Really though, it's a shame how people waste money looking into matters that don't matter!
swez on 12/4/2007 18:33:46
Whatever floats your boat dude...
Breast size is way over-rated. (Big, flabby boobs are a turn off to me) These giant boobs don't have the same sensitivity as a set of average, perky ones. The fake ones are even less sensitive. They don't feel natural, little bounce to the ounce and she's just bought an expensive set of headlights that don't do anything but attract/distract the average male.
Same thing with the guy's "tool". It's not what we have or do not have that matters most. It how much we both, (male and female) connect and give total pleasure w/o selfishness to each other in all matters.
If both can get to that level in a given relationship, it does not get much better than that. (especially at my age...) LOL
Swez
MrBrownstone on 12/4/2007 22:37:36
They might not prolong life, but they provide insight as to what we are living for.
jamesp on 12/5/2007 07:42:51
I should live to see 100 then. No worries.
SQLThump on 12/5/2007 16:08:23
Whoa........not the usual CK conversation here....
Swez actually said "bounce to the ounce" in reference to the female body! I'm totally shocked. I thought that was reserved for rappers and pimps.......You been listnen to Ice T or something?? Rollin the hoods of Detroit in the Linc-Doggy too much??
http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-Prolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml
A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World
News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch
actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen
Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt,
Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male
subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to
abstain from doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse
rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no
question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging
in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said
Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10
minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a
man's life by five years.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five
years." said Weatherby.
This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV
shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and
health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
Replies (5)
Ash on 12/4/2007 03:53:38
Does that mean the perverts will outlive everyone? Really though, it's a shame how people waste money looking into matters that don't matter!
swez on 12/4/2007 18:33:46
Whatever floats your boat dude...
Breast size is way over-rated. (Big, flabby boobs are a turn off to me) These giant boobs don't have the same sensitivity as a set of average, perky ones. The fake ones are even less sensitive. They don't feel natural, little bounce to the ounce and she's just bought an expensive set of headlights that don't do anything but attract/distract the average male.
Same thing with the guy's "tool". It's not what we have or do not have that matters most. It how much we both, (male and female) connect and give total pleasure w/o selfishness to each other in all matters.
If both can get to that level in a given relationship, it does not get much better than that. (especially at my age...) LOL
Swez
MrBrownstone on 12/4/2007 22:37:36
They might not prolong life, but they provide insight as to what we are living for.
jamesp on 12/5/2007 07:42:51
I should live to see 100 then. No worries.
SQLThump on 12/5/2007 16:08:23
Whoa........not the usual CK conversation here....
Swez actually said "bounce to the ounce" in reference to the female body! I'm totally shocked. I thought that was reserved for rappers and pimps.......You been listnen to Ice T or something?? Rollin the hoods of Detroit in the Linc-Doggy too much??
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