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Replies (9)
Victor on 04/2/2007 08:44:43
http://www.wwe.com has a video clip of it.. check it out..
ShootuhMcBustaCap on 04/2/2007 09:31:25
YES! Thats Great!
MrBrownstone on 04/2/2007 13:28:28
Trump being bald...that would be a story.
ttocs on 04/2/2007 13:55:00
ya got something aginst bald people????
ShootuhMcBustaCap on 04/3/2007 10:44:58
Nope, I shaved my head 3X a week for 2 years, and still would if I din't change jobs so much now. Employers all think I am a skinhead....though you couldn't get much further from the truth
Victor on 04/3/2007 14:51:56
THINK.. scott .. we know why u asked that....GRIN
MrBrownstone on 04/3/2007 17:37:30
Got nothing against Chrome...on amplifiers or a '57 chevy.
Why? Are you folically sensitive? I can understand as NASA uses your head to signal the shuttle from space for landing instructions.
MrBrownstone on 04/3/2007 19:16:09
Alright, I can't help it:
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
What's the difference between an ape, an orphan, a prince, and a bald man?
An ape has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and a bald man has no hair apparent.
The best thing about being bald is...
when her folks come home, all you have to do is straighten your tie
How do you identify a bald eagle?
Its feathers are combed to one side
What do you call a bunch of bunnies hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
You're not losing hair. You're gaining head
YOU KNOW YOU'RE BALD WHEN....
76. It's been years since anyone asked, "Have you changed your hair?"
75. People start calling you "Mr.Clean".
74. The barber starts charging you less for hair-cuts
73. The sun seems to be getting hotter
72. You develop a habit of sucking on lollipops and saying "Who loves ya', baby"
71. You get more coupons for Rogaine than you get America On-Line disks.
70. You no longer have a dandruff problem
69. You refer to it as a "Haircut with a hole in it".
68. You start putting suntan oil on your scalp
67. You're still using the same bottle of shampoo after two years...
66. Hairs keep falling into your breakfast every morning
65. Handcream cures dandruff..
64. No one asks to borrow a comb anymore.
63. People keep referring to you as "Captain Picard"
62. People mistaking you for *any* NBA star.
61. People put shades on when talking to you in a well lit room.
60. Tired housewives expect you to leave their kitchens sparkling clean and ask where that cute gold earring went.
59. When people can see your thoughts
58. When you can wear a toilet plunger as a hat.
57. You actually wear that "solar panel for a sex machine" t-shirt
56. You find yourself a faster runner do to better aerodynamics.
55. You find yourself going to the barbershop for contributions
54. You stop finding hair in the sink
53. You think William Shatner's hair piece looks pretty good.
52. You wear a T-Shirt that says - The more hair I lose, the more head I get!
51. You wear a turbin and you're a non Arab.
50. Your dog is irritated by how much YOU are shedding.
49. Dog makes herself a playmate from your shedding
48. Each day takes longer to wash your face
47. Friends stop calling you 'homey' and start calling you 'chromey'.
46. If you play volleyball and people keep swinging at your head.
45. In the morning, the sun rises twice
44. Movie producers call you to star in a remake of Kojac.
43. People cover their eyes from the glare
42. People repeatedly poking you in the back of the head with a cue stick.
41. People squint at you on sunny days because of glare.
40. People start calling you Captian.
39. People start looking for their sunglasses when they realize that you are coming toward them.
38. People talk about the glare when you're around
37. Santa wants you to guide his sleigh
36. Teenagers pop thier zits in the reflection off your forehead!!
35. The hair carpet in the bathroom keeps getting thicker.
34. The thought of growing your eyebrows to preposterous lengths and combing them straight back actually crosses your mind.
33. When an 100 year old geezer woman gives you nair leg lotion for your head
32. When some obsessed balding moron makes it a list topic. (hey wait)
31. You actually can pull off the "three strand comb-over" and still look bald.
30. You are on the U.S. list of Endangered Animals (Bald EAgle).
29. You find a chia wig anonomously left on your desk
28. You start believing the testosterone-fairytale
27. You start receiving Social Security Assistance Checks because qualify as a disadvantaged minority classified as "folically challanged".
26. You think hard boiled eggs are cool
25. You think pigtails are real cool on baldies
24. You're buying stock in Ron Popeills spray-on hair product.
23. Your hair is actually 5 feet long because you use it to cover the bald part!
22. Fugazi gives a backstage pass
21. People always chasing you with billiard sticks
20. People say "but your face suits it"
19. People say "nice face, it goes all the way to the back of your head !"
18. Pilots mistake you for a runway beacon
17. Teenage girls use you as a spare mirror for their make-up
16. That nasty ear hair doesn't seem so bad after all
15. The chemist want you to advertise protection
14. When you can't keep the orange dye out of your eyes.
13. When you decide to see how many people you can fool by growing a beard and walking on your hands.
12. When you go to work, your pet ostrich chases you thinking her precious egg is trying to run away.
11. When you insist that it's a graze on top of your head....
10. When you kneel in front of your wife,she asks you to wear a hat.
9. You ask me out.
8. You change your name to Aristotle Ytterbium
7. You get a "Toupees are Us" catalog
6. You know when you wash your face. Where do you stop ???
5. You marry (the delightful) Debbie McGee
4. You need sunglasses to look at your reflection in the mirror first thing in the morning
3. You're pretty sure you shouldn't need to buy 5 gallons of Drano each and every week!
2. Your plutonium fedora comes down over your eyes
1. Your wife applies her makeup from the reflection on your head
cplkittle on 04/3/2007 21:06:49
I did enjoy the bald style for a few years. Kinda fun shaving your sideburns and you just keep going.
Replies (9)
Victor on 04/2/2007 08:44:43
http://www.wwe.com has a video clip of it.. check it out..
ShootuhMcBustaCap on 04/2/2007 09:31:25
YES! Thats Great!
MrBrownstone on 04/2/2007 13:28:28
Trump being bald...that would be a story.
ttocs on 04/2/2007 13:55:00
ya got something aginst bald people????
ShootuhMcBustaCap on 04/3/2007 10:44:58
Nope, I shaved my head 3X a week for 2 years, and still would if I din't change jobs so much now. Employers all think I am a skinhead....though you couldn't get much further from the truth
Victor on 04/3/2007 14:51:56
THINK.. scott .. we know why u asked that....GRIN
MrBrownstone on 04/3/2007 17:37:30
Got nothing against Chrome...on amplifiers or a '57 chevy.
Why? Are you folically sensitive? I can understand as NASA uses your head to signal the shuttle from space for landing instructions.
MrBrownstone on 04/3/2007 19:16:09
Alright, I can't help it:
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
What's the difference between an ape, an orphan, a prince, and a bald man?
An ape has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and a bald man has no hair apparent.
The best thing about being bald is...
when her folks come home, all you have to do is straighten your tie
How do you identify a bald eagle?
Its feathers are combed to one side
What do you call a bunch of bunnies hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
You're not losing hair. You're gaining head
YOU KNOW YOU'RE BALD WHEN....
76. It's been years since anyone asked, "Have you changed your hair?"
75. People start calling you "Mr.Clean".
74. The barber starts charging you less for hair-cuts
73. The sun seems to be getting hotter
72. You develop a habit of sucking on lollipops and saying "Who loves ya', baby"
71. You get more coupons for Rogaine than you get America On-Line disks.
70. You no longer have a dandruff problem
69. You refer to it as a "Haircut with a hole in it".
68. You start putting suntan oil on your scalp
67. You're still using the same bottle of shampoo after two years...
66. Hairs keep falling into your breakfast every morning
65. Handcream cures dandruff..
64. No one asks to borrow a comb anymore.
63. People keep referring to you as "Captain Picard"
62. People mistaking you for *any* NBA star.
61. People put shades on when talking to you in a well lit room.
60. Tired housewives expect you to leave their kitchens sparkling clean and ask where that cute gold earring went.
59. When people can see your thoughts
58. When you can wear a toilet plunger as a hat.
57. You actually wear that "solar panel for a sex machine" t-shirt
56. You find yourself a faster runner do to better aerodynamics.
55. You find yourself going to the barbershop for contributions
54. You stop finding hair in the sink
53. You think William Shatner's hair piece looks pretty good.
52. You wear a T-Shirt that says - The more hair I lose, the more head I get!
51. You wear a turbin and you're a non Arab.
50. Your dog is irritated by how much YOU are shedding.
49. Dog makes herself a playmate from your shedding
48. Each day takes longer to wash your face
47. Friends stop calling you 'homey' and start calling you 'chromey'.
46. If you play volleyball and people keep swinging at your head.
45. In the morning, the sun rises twice
44. Movie producers call you to star in a remake of Kojac.
43. People cover their eyes from the glare
42. People repeatedly poking you in the back of the head with a cue stick.
41. People squint at you on sunny days because of glare.
40. People start calling you Captian.
39. People start looking for their sunglasses when they realize that you are coming toward them.
38. People talk about the glare when you're around
37. Santa wants you to guide his sleigh
36. Teenagers pop thier zits in the reflection off your forehead!!
35. The hair carpet in the bathroom keeps getting thicker.
34. The thought of growing your eyebrows to preposterous lengths and combing them straight back actually crosses your mind.
33. When an 100 year old geezer woman gives you nair leg lotion for your head
32. When some obsessed balding moron makes it a list topic. (hey wait)
31. You actually can pull off the "three strand comb-over" and still look bald.
30. You are on the U.S. list of Endangered Animals (Bald EAgle).
29. You find a chia wig anonomously left on your desk
28. You start believing the testosterone-fairytale
27. You start receiving Social Security Assistance Checks because qualify as a disadvantaged minority classified as "folically challanged".
26. You think hard boiled eggs are cool
25. You think pigtails are real cool on baldies
24. You're buying stock in Ron Popeills spray-on hair product.
23. Your hair is actually 5 feet long because you use it to cover the bald part!
22. Fugazi gives a backstage pass
21. People always chasing you with billiard sticks
20. People say "but your face suits it"
19. People say "nice face, it goes all the way to the back of your head !"
18. Pilots mistake you for a runway beacon
17. Teenage girls use you as a spare mirror for their make-up
16. That nasty ear hair doesn't seem so bad after all
15. The chemist want you to advertise protection
14. When you can't keep the orange dye out of your eyes.
13. When you decide to see how many people you can fool by growing a beard and walking on your hands.
12. When you go to work, your pet ostrich chases you thinking her precious egg is trying to run away.
11. When you insist that it's a graze on top of your head....
10. When you kneel in front of your wife,she asks you to wear a hat.
9. You ask me out.
8. You change your name to Aristotle Ytterbium
7. You get a "Toupees are Us" catalog
6. You know when you wash your face. Where do you stop ???
5. You marry (the delightful) Debbie McGee
4. You need sunglasses to look at your reflection in the mirror first thing in the morning
3. You're pretty sure you shouldn't need to buy 5 gallons of Drano each and every week!
2. Your plutonium fedora comes down over your eyes
1. Your wife applies her makeup from the reflection on your head
cplkittle on 04/3/2007 21:06:49
I did enjoy the bald style for a few years. Kinda fun shaving your sideburns and you just keep going.
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