VACATION and a new car

by ttocs
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Its almost like the price is right.. Can't wait, I fly back to indiana tomorrow for a much needed vacation with friends and family. I have an old G-friend that is getting married, another one I missed I guess... This trip will be a little weird as this is my first trip home after my buddy slept with my other buddys wife. I guess the lines have been drawn and it seems to have calmed down but I will miss having everyone together.

I am driving back to phoenix in my new-to-me '94 mustang gt that I have been waiting to get my hands on since my mother bought it new in '94. 12 years I have been watching and waiting(the last 3 sitting in the garage as dad said he wanted to hang on to it) for when the decieded to get rid of the momstang(effectionatly named by my friends). The first two times I made this roadtrip it was in amoving truck with a vehicle on a trailer behind it, I am lookin forward to the trip this time. I have a new alpine 9857 to throw into it along with some front speakers and a borrowed alpine blackbird navigation, and hopefully a k40 radar detector.

In other GREAT news, I met the new neighbor and I would drink her bath water and do things to her that would make a billy goat sick........ She is in her mid 20's, 6 ft blond with a killer body that manages a dental office by day, and is a hooters waitress by night complete with a tramp stamp. She happen to need somebody with a truck to help her pick up her new grill she bought at home depot. She is supposed to stop by tonight so that we can go get it(the grill that is), I will have to make sure the hot tub is fired up............




Replies (13)
admin on 05/30/2006 22:21:58
You bucky lasterd hehe COFFEE

MrBrownstone on 05/31/2006 01:47:00
If I were you, I'd plan Breakfast


ttocs on 05/31/2006 02:32:44
the house is all ready, yard is clean and up to code now after a polite little letter from my friendly neighborhood home owners association...... Idunno what they were talking about complaining about my weeds, there were very few. I also cleared out the other side of the garage so that I can back it in after a long two days of driving. The garages here are very small. Both vehicles will be practically rubbing the wall, the passenger will have to get in/out outside...

As for breadfast after all the digestive problems I have had I have learned I am better not eating in the morning..... I'll have something to drink with me but I normally do anyway, part of living in the desert....

swez on 05/31/2006 09:04:00
Good luck on the trip back to the old homestead mang. These trips can stir up good and not so hot memories too. Be prepared for most anything.

Enjoy the Momstang!!!
Swez

PS The blond sounds like a fun time... just make sure she has a brain and up to your mental and emotional caliber. If not, a summer sweetie is not all bad.


MrBrownstone on 05/31/2006 13:02:07
Dude/Swez

Are you with us? A brain? She's Blonde!

Just hope the legs are long and the cans are real and be happy. Any woman up to your 'intellectual' level will just back-talk you into 1/2 your estate

:-)

END SATIRICAL RANT


swez on 05/31/2006 13:40:18
Yeah... yeah.. yeah... However, I know many blonds who are very sharp too. (like me for instance) hehe

One thing about dating a very "desireable woman" in that age bracket, she may be looking for "gold" or a "Sugar Daddy" to play with for a time. Drop dead gorgeous girls often change partners like we change underware. Lots of male competition is common. If that is problematic and you want a monogomous relationship, better check that out right up front. Otherwise, she'll play you until something better comes along.

Dear Abby

erikcooper on 06/1/2006 04:22:56
Haha Dear Abby. You can find them with any hair color that act the way you wish your partner would, you just have to check first.

Erik

ttocs on 06/1/2006 11:30:33
she runs a dentist office by day, can't be too dumb but that is not what I am after... I am not lookin for anything long term as I just don't put alot of trust in longterm relationships and marrage, just a "playmate" and she definitly can pass for that. I talked to her for a bit and she said she doesn't really get hit on too much, I am not suprised as she is honestly intimidatingly beautifull. She did tell a story of getting hit on by some lesbians the day before however...........

I arrived safely but annoyed yesterday. I ended up on a 3 hr flight to atl sitting right smack dab in the middle of a high school class trip to europe. After the 1rst 30 mins of misical seats so that they could sit next to whom they wanted, they finally all sat down and shut up when they started to push the plane back. As I was starting to think "thank god", the engines died, power and AC went out and of course, they all started complaining. I was not too happy either(no ac in pheonix in june) but had no choice but to sit there and wait. The captin came on and said that they were bringing an "electric truck" to help re-start them plane and it should not take too long. 20 mins later he came back on and said that the truck didn't work, they are bringing another.... After 50 mins they got everything going and we finally took off. Once in the air and the kids had a snack it was nap/ipod time and if it had taken just a little longer I was about to ask for a plastic knife and go postal.

The 2nd flight was not much better as I ended up next to the stinky arab guy. I think I am some kind of stinky-airplane-bug-light as I aays end up next to that guy that you smell 4 rows before he get to you...

But in good news I got my girl(the momstang) and even had my first race. A friend and I decided to get some fast food dinner around 9 and pulled up next to an older guy in a 20th aniversary vette convertable with the top down. He was on the phone and didn't seem interested when I revved the engine just for fun. Light turned green and I started off but not quickly. He took off after me and gave it a little gas. When I saw this I nailed the gas and pulled a little ahead of him. I slammed it in 2nd and barked the tires and pulled away as he must have missed 2nd or something by the sound of it, phone was probably in the way but it sounded sweet and as though it should have kicked my butt like I was expecting.


swez on 06/1/2006 15:47:12
Atta boy, smoke that Vette and go after the girl toy too!

hehehehe,
Swez

PS Have the babe pose for some pics and add to your truck site eh?

Victor on 06/1/2006 15:51:27
lol.. I hope you are not suggesting Scott to start up a porn site...GRIN

swez on 06/1/2006 18:21:41
Not exactly... but share and share alike amongst friends


Swez

ttocs on 06/1/2006 19:18:36
I'll see if I can get her in her Hooters outfit and see about takin some pics...... She really is all that and a can of pringles. If I can start a porn site with her I would have to kill myself that night as I think my life would be complete and all downhill from there.

my brother might be making the drive back with me and hangin around for a while. He said he needs a break from indiana and all the stuff around it, AZ could not be any more different then IN. I told him I have the house to myself and now 2 cars, it would be nice to have him around for a while and probably nice to see him go after a couple of weeks.........

swez on 06/2/2006 12:34:36
"House guests are like dead fish... after about 3 days, they begin to bother most folks". If guest is family, figure a week unless it's a Mother-in-Law. (1-2 days max) GRIN

Swez



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