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swez on 03/23/2006 12:39:28
Oh yeah, this is about the same time frame, I found CK. Boy, things are sure much better now. See any names that still ring a bell?
We've come a long way Baby!
Swez
MrBrownstone on 03/23/2006 14:16:10
when does Swez & Mr B come into this? I followed about 30% of the links, and only 1 of 4 are still archived.
it'd be interesting to see the SwezStone impact. I just remember that site literally exploding sometime...but can't remember exactly when it was.
Old age, I guess.
swez on 03/23/2006 19:32:35
If I recall correctly, Swez found that site in August, 1999. I was learning about the new DVC things, sub amps and just getting back into 12 volt Audio again. Boy, have things change a lot since then.
I met you, ttocs, and Shark shortly after and then the real fun began. Kinda funny how we logged in and used first names a lot then. Looking back a bit, I had a lot to learn and still do. But once CK had a few sharp "Go To" guys on the advice team, things did go ballistics at times. (high traffic)
Then the site went down for a time and then re-appeared. It was fast and furious in just a few months until the plug got pulled again. That's about the time we strarted Car Audio Knowledge on the E-Z Board format. Seems like CK was down for about 6-8 months before it once again, rose up like the Phoenix again.
Here we are now, March 2006 and must be well over 15,000 post replies under the old belt by now. But the funny thing is, have I-net buddies all over the globe now. Can honestly say, have met some first rate people at CK and CAK over the years. (A few "boneheads" too) But, it's all been good so far huh?
Swez
MrBrownstone on 03/23/2006 19:55:02
I laugh, but we still answer a bunch of question re: Caps, the Big 3, ...but at least the Majority not the minority of people know what we are talking about
swez on 03/24/2006 00:07:52
Yes, we still answer the same questions at times, but we have grown a bit more creative on some topics: Warning... sarcastic remarks most will never receive, but we think about them, just the same.
1. "What sub hits harder"? (Sub ABC or XYZ?)
A: Depends on who is throwing the sub at you and the weight of the sub in question.
2. What is the "Big 3 all about"?
A: GM is about to go belly up. Ford is cutting back on the labor force and benefits and Deimler/Chrysler makes some well styled vehicles that just don't last.
3. "What Cap should I use?"
A: The one that fits and keeps the sun out of your eyes.
4. "How do I get my bass loud enough to be heard a few blocks away"?
A: Use a strong amp, an efficient sub enclosure, roll your windows down and crack open the trunk lid a tad. This will piss off the elders in your neighborhood sufficiently to torch your ride.
5. "When I turn up the audio, why do my speakers/subs make a whop-whop sound?"
A: These are Italian imports. They may have a US brand name on the logo, but they were designed and made in Italy. Ever heard of the Polk Momo Series?
Ok, that's all I can think of for now. Fill in your favorites as needed!
Swez GRIN
MrBrownstone on 03/24/2006 15:15:24
FOLKS
I don't want anyone to think that Swez & I are making fun of anyone in particular. We make these remarks to add to the 'color' and character of the site--not to embarrass anyone. With that in mind, imagine how sometimes we need to vent/RANT about these things just to amuse ourselves and to provide some quick remarks to anyone who get's snappy with us.
Therefore, please don't be offended with the above or below remarks as they are intended for entertainment purposes.
Q: why does my woofer make this PINGing sound?
A1: Because it was made in China, PINGNGNGNGNGN
A2: That's actually your car's engine pinging from you forgetting to shift. Happens from having system too loud to hear the engine race
Q: How come all subs seem to look alike
A: How come all GM cars and silicone boobs look alike? Because they are made with the same parts in the same factory
Q: Why does a 2000W Boss Amp cost $200, while a Crossfire amp cost $700?
A: Because Crossfire does it with 12V power, the Boss amp doesn't rely on your car battery, it relies on lightning to strike the chassis
Q: Anyone heard of ......... brand? It has lots of chrome
A: Yeah, it's either Audiobahn or Anaba Group under one of 30 aliases
Q: Why does my alternator whine?
A: You would too if someone asked you to put out 4hp or electricity with a handful of magnets and 2 metal brushes
Q: Will chicks find me more attractive with a Big Bass System?
A: When you are bending over your trunk showing plummer crack to adjust your equalizer, you have a better chance of impressing Broke Back Cowboys. Besides, I don't have a system in my current vehicle, and neither your girl or your mom find that a problem
Q: Should I use fiberfill, superinsulated RCA cables, use platinum-tipped speaker connectors for my tweeters, use 0 guage power wire on my 1000W system, and run my wires on opposite sides of the car?
A: Sure, if you have a lot of money to spend on marginal improvements in things you can't hear.
Q: Do I need a cap?
A: Why, are you a self-conscious balding poker player?
Q: Does a digital Cap help keep my voltage at 14.4V?
A: No, but it'll tell you how many follicles TTOCS lost compared to yesterday
Q: Do I need dynamat or can I use something less expensive?
A: Dynamat is made of petroleum products, which is basically fermented animal dung from over millions of years ago. You can go to your local FARM and get Dynamat without waiting so long
I could go on, but it's no fun if everyone doesn't get involved.
swez on 03/24/2006 19:18:00
Very good son. hehe (and yes, this is strictly for entertainment) Some of us old timers have heard the same things asked sooo many times, we do get a bit loony from it all.
Someone told me "Broke Back Mountain" DIDN'T WIN because they did not use the original theme song. That was penned out before the release as the producers thought it was over the top. Something about "alternative lifestylers" being offended I guess.
Original Theme Song:
Homo, Homo on the range...
Where the queers and the cantalope play.
And seldom is heard...
A disparaging word...
And the queers are all cowboys and gay!
Ehhhemm! Now, for a closer look at the rest of the news...
Oakland University, Rochester Hills MI (one of my old haunts)
A Professor teaching Social Economics, has asked his students to write term papers on the virtues of Communism over Capitalism.
The Prof is a left-wing liberal and wants the class to support his notion that Communism is the only way to a good and equatable social system. Everyone is equal, receives similar pay, (regardless of occupation) and there are no insentives for outstanding achievements.
However, medical services are payed by the government, all workers are encouraged to learn about technology, medicine, global warfare and what thier roles are, when taking over the free world at some point in the future. The Profs goal is to show that it is good to build walls around its boundaries, keep its people "in the dark" about global news and feed them enough propaganda to make them like the whole idea. Hummm, this sounds like it's right out of the left-wing Liberal party playbook, here in the USA!
If one is a dissident, they are hauled off to prison, executed or used as a public relations tool. The lucky ones are exported to other countries. The less fortunate ones are blind-folded and put in front of a firing squad and referred to as traitors or anarchists.
One student interviewed, said she plans a very short essay. "It did not work in the USSR. It probably will not work well in China either". Ask former President Reagan? What did he say when the Berlin Wall was about to topple? "Mr. Gorb... TEAR DOWN THAT WALL" !!!
And now, a look at the weather...
In the Northeast, conditions are still "unseasonably cool" for this time of year. It's cold in Maine, south to New York City. Periods of rain, high winds and some light snow are forecasted this weekend. It will be very cold in Washington D.C. this weekend, as Hell is sonn expected to freeze over.
The Southeast can expect mild temperatures, considerable rain and gathering more heat this year. We expect a similar pattern of Hurricans and mass destruction in the latter months of summer and fall. This year is projected to be as bad, (if not worse) than 2005. Floridians are in for some very rough weather.
The mid-section of the country bracing for a combination of strange weather patterns this spring. In the southern sections, we are predicting relentless heat, humidity and excessive rain fall this spring. In the northern Midwest; cool, cloudy, erratic temperature readings and a strong outbreak of tornadic activity. There will be sporatic and heavy thunderstorms, hail and high winds as we move closer to June. The days will be partly to mostly cloudy. At night, temperatures will dip wildly and we can expect mostly dark skies at night.
In the Southwest, get out your sun screen lotion. It's going to be a real hot, dry season from Texas and parts northwest to Nevada, New Mexico and up parts of Colorado. We hope your AC units are in good working order. This years electricity bills will be a real budget buster.
As for the far west, California is beautiful, warm and mild. This trend will continue through most of 2006 until a series of unprecidented earthquakes and Tsunamis, pull most of the far west coast into the ocean. These quakes will be at levels never seen in recorded history.
They will often emminate from deep waters, far north into the Northwest near Seattle and up past Oregon. The sea side ports and cities will be completely devestated by earthquakes and the resulting Tsunamis will level anything left standing, a few minutes after the quakes hit.
Well, that's a wrap for the weather this spring. Enjoy the rest of the show and hope we as wrong as usual, in our long-range weather predictions and forecasting.
Have a nice life,
Swez
MrBrownstone on 03/25/2006 16:53:25
Swez
You go off on more tangents than a cosecant squared
swez on 03/25/2006 17:45:32
Watts-a-matta-U?
Did you get up on the wed side of someones leaky waterbed today?
Or maybe it's time to go shopping for a few new pairs of men's underware? The old ones may be too tight, cutting off your circulation and making ya cranky.
Besides, they probably have so many "skid marks" from the many burrito induced "burnouts", they'll never come clean. Try the male thong version this time. Hope ya can get used to the material strap in the back. Some folks really like the new styles and colors... by crackie!
Swez
PS Aren't we having any fun this week son? Cabin fever has a good grip on ol' Swez. (if you cannot remember the symptoms)
MrBrownstone on 03/25/2006 20:21:50
What's Cabin Fever, again?
Is that when you have to:
1. Cut firewood to keep from freezing
2. Think a woman with a Vneck snowmobile suit is hot
3. Canadian Women now have more hair on their legs than you do
4. Mr. B stops sending Weather Reports because it was 84 and he was outside chasing Latinas and didn't have the time to rub it in.
5. Mr B sends you a piece of peeled skin from his forehead because he got a sunburn leaving the sunroof of his car open.
Please describe this cabin fever thing as usually I used to solve a similar condition by flying to Vegas a couple dozen times a year
swez on 03/26/2006 09:12:33
Cabin fever? You mean you have already forgotten the 30 odd years of living in the frozen north after only 6 months in Mexicali? Give me a break.
Cabin Fever Symptoms:
1. It's cold, rainy, snowey, icy and windy outside (run snow throwers as needed)
2. It's warm, dry and quiet inside (vacuum the rug and floors)
3. We go to work, the store and do minimal running about when the weather is lousy
4. Some dream of warmer days, fishing, golf, hiking, biking, romantic picnics with a special member of the opposite gender
5. Some folks spend huge amounts of time watching sappy movies on TV, too much time at their computers or sleeping when bored and not much else seems interesting
Of coarse, there are the true 'die hards' that go out skiing, ice skating, ice fishing, snow boarding, playing hockey and like the winter activities of choice. Then, there are the hard core folks that go hunting, traping, snow mobiling, (sp?) ride their quad-runners and running around in shorts and long sleeve shirts when the days get above 30 degrees.
Cabin Fever defined: A state of mind where one lives with long bouts of bordom, the walls feel like they are closing in. There are minimal hours of sunlight for months and hibernation is an option for those who can or have cause to do so. Many become irritable, cranky, irksome and believe there are unfriendly spirits living inside their heads.
I watched a movie a few weeks back with Jack Nicholson as a writer and curator of a summer resort that has been shut down for the winter. The resort was huge and palacious, but the winter was long and mind numbing.
The place is reportedly haunted and a few years back, the last curator went on a murderous rampage and killed his family and then himself. Jack begins to go nutty and writes for hours. He types page after page of the same thing. "All work and no play, makes Jack a very dull boy".
Yeah, a typical Jack the psycho movie huh? But, it was very well done. Many strange twists and turns in the plot and plenty of gore til the end. Can't recall the name of that movie, but it was an extreme depiction of "Cabin Fever" gone bad.
Swez
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swez on 03/23/2006 12:39:28
Oh yeah, this is about the same time frame, I found CK. Boy, things are sure much better now. See any names that still ring a bell?
We've come a long way Baby!
Swez
MrBrownstone on 03/23/2006 14:16:10
when does Swez & Mr B come into this? I followed about 30% of the links, and only 1 of 4 are still archived.
it'd be interesting to see the SwezStone impact. I just remember that site literally exploding sometime...but can't remember exactly when it was.
Old age, I guess.
swez on 03/23/2006 19:32:35
If I recall correctly, Swez found that site in August, 1999. I was learning about the new DVC things, sub amps and just getting back into 12 volt Audio again. Boy, have things change a lot since then.
I met you, ttocs, and Shark shortly after and then the real fun began. Kinda funny how we logged in and used first names a lot then. Looking back a bit, I had a lot to learn and still do. But once CK had a few sharp "Go To" guys on the advice team, things did go ballistics at times. (high traffic)
Then the site went down for a time and then re-appeared. It was fast and furious in just a few months until the plug got pulled again. That's about the time we strarted Car Audio Knowledge on the E-Z Board format. Seems like CK was down for about 6-8 months before it once again, rose up like the Phoenix again.
Here we are now, March 2006 and must be well over 15,000 post replies under the old belt by now. But the funny thing is, have I-net buddies all over the globe now. Can honestly say, have met some first rate people at CK and CAK over the years. (A few "boneheads" too) But, it's all been good so far huh?
Swez
MrBrownstone on 03/23/2006 19:55:02
I laugh, but we still answer a bunch of question re: Caps, the Big 3, ...but at least the Majority not the minority of people know what we are talking about
swez on 03/24/2006 00:07:52
Yes, we still answer the same questions at times, but we have grown a bit more creative on some topics: Warning... sarcastic remarks most will never receive, but we think about them, just the same.
1. "What sub hits harder"? (Sub ABC or XYZ?)
A: Depends on who is throwing the sub at you and the weight of the sub in question.
2. What is the "Big 3 all about"?
A: GM is about to go belly up. Ford is cutting back on the labor force and benefits and Deimler/Chrysler makes some well styled vehicles that just don't last.
3. "What Cap should I use?"
A: The one that fits and keeps the sun out of your eyes.
4. "How do I get my bass loud enough to be heard a few blocks away"?
A: Use a strong amp, an efficient sub enclosure, roll your windows down and crack open the trunk lid a tad. This will piss off the elders in your neighborhood sufficiently to torch your ride.
5. "When I turn up the audio, why do my speakers/subs make a whop-whop sound?"
A: These are Italian imports. They may have a US brand name on the logo, but they were designed and made in Italy. Ever heard of the Polk Momo Series?
Ok, that's all I can think of for now. Fill in your favorites as needed!
Swez GRIN
MrBrownstone on 03/24/2006 15:15:24
FOLKS
I don't want anyone to think that Swez & I are making fun of anyone in particular. We make these remarks to add to the 'color' and character of the site--not to embarrass anyone. With that in mind, imagine how sometimes we need to vent/RANT about these things just to amuse ourselves and to provide some quick remarks to anyone who get's snappy with us.
Therefore, please don't be offended with the above or below remarks as they are intended for entertainment purposes.
Q: why does my woofer make this PINGing sound?
A1: Because it was made in China, PINGNGNGNGNGN
A2: That's actually your car's engine pinging from you forgetting to shift. Happens from having system too loud to hear the engine race
Q: How come all subs seem to look alike
A: How come all GM cars and silicone boobs look alike? Because they are made with the same parts in the same factory
Q: Why does a 2000W Boss Amp cost $200, while a Crossfire amp cost $700?
A: Because Crossfire does it with 12V power, the Boss amp doesn't rely on your car battery, it relies on lightning to strike the chassis
Q: Anyone heard of ......... brand? It has lots of chrome
A: Yeah, it's either Audiobahn or Anaba Group under one of 30 aliases
Q: Why does my alternator whine?
A: You would too if someone asked you to put out 4hp or electricity with a handful of magnets and 2 metal brushes
Q: Will chicks find me more attractive with a Big Bass System?
A: When you are bending over your trunk showing plummer crack to adjust your equalizer, you have a better chance of impressing Broke Back Cowboys. Besides, I don't have a system in my current vehicle, and neither your girl or your mom find that a problem
Q: Should I use fiberfill, superinsulated RCA cables, use platinum-tipped speaker connectors for my tweeters, use 0 guage power wire on my 1000W system, and run my wires on opposite sides of the car?
A: Sure, if you have a lot of money to spend on marginal improvements in things you can't hear.
Q: Do I need a cap?
A: Why, are you a self-conscious balding poker player?
Q: Does a digital Cap help keep my voltage at 14.4V?
A: No, but it'll tell you how many follicles TTOCS lost compared to yesterday
Q: Do I need dynamat or can I use something less expensive?
A: Dynamat is made of petroleum products, which is basically fermented animal dung from over millions of years ago. You can go to your local FARM and get Dynamat without waiting so long
I could go on, but it's no fun if everyone doesn't get involved.
swez on 03/24/2006 19:18:00
Very good son. hehe (and yes, this is strictly for entertainment) Some of us old timers have heard the same things asked sooo many times, we do get a bit loony from it all.
Someone told me "Broke Back Mountain" DIDN'T WIN because they did not use the original theme song. That was penned out before the release as the producers thought it was over the top. Something about "alternative lifestylers" being offended I guess.
Original Theme Song:
Homo, Homo on the range...
Where the queers and the cantalope play.
And seldom is heard...
A disparaging word...
And the queers are all cowboys and gay!
Ehhhemm! Now, for a closer look at the rest of the news...
Oakland University, Rochester Hills MI (one of my old haunts)
A Professor teaching Social Economics, has asked his students to write term papers on the virtues of Communism over Capitalism.
The Prof is a left-wing liberal and wants the class to support his notion that Communism is the only way to a good and equatable social system. Everyone is equal, receives similar pay, (regardless of occupation) and there are no insentives for outstanding achievements.
However, medical services are payed by the government, all workers are encouraged to learn about technology, medicine, global warfare and what thier roles are, when taking over the free world at some point in the future. The Profs goal is to show that it is good to build walls around its boundaries, keep its people "in the dark" about global news and feed them enough propaganda to make them like the whole idea. Hummm, this sounds like it's right out of the left-wing Liberal party playbook, here in the USA!
If one is a dissident, they are hauled off to prison, executed or used as a public relations tool. The lucky ones are exported to other countries. The less fortunate ones are blind-folded and put in front of a firing squad and referred to as traitors or anarchists.
One student interviewed, said she plans a very short essay. "It did not work in the USSR. It probably will not work well in China either". Ask former President Reagan? What did he say when the Berlin Wall was about to topple? "Mr. Gorb... TEAR DOWN THAT WALL" !!!
And now, a look at the weather...
In the Northeast, conditions are still "unseasonably cool" for this time of year. It's cold in Maine, south to New York City. Periods of rain, high winds and some light snow are forecasted this weekend. It will be very cold in Washington D.C. this weekend, as Hell is sonn expected to freeze over.
The Southeast can expect mild temperatures, considerable rain and gathering more heat this year. We expect a similar pattern of Hurricans and mass destruction in the latter months of summer and fall. This year is projected to be as bad, (if not worse) than 2005. Floridians are in for some very rough weather.
The mid-section of the country bracing for a combination of strange weather patterns this spring. In the southern sections, we are predicting relentless heat, humidity and excessive rain fall this spring. In the northern Midwest; cool, cloudy, erratic temperature readings and a strong outbreak of tornadic activity. There will be sporatic and heavy thunderstorms, hail and high winds as we move closer to June. The days will be partly to mostly cloudy. At night, temperatures will dip wildly and we can expect mostly dark skies at night.
In the Southwest, get out your sun screen lotion. It's going to be a real hot, dry season from Texas and parts northwest to Nevada, New Mexico and up parts of Colorado. We hope your AC units are in good working order. This years electricity bills will be a real budget buster.
As for the far west, California is beautiful, warm and mild. This trend will continue through most of 2006 until a series of unprecidented earthquakes and Tsunamis, pull most of the far west coast into the ocean. These quakes will be at levels never seen in recorded history.
They will often emminate from deep waters, far north into the Northwest near Seattle and up past Oregon. The sea side ports and cities will be completely devestated by earthquakes and the resulting Tsunamis will level anything left standing, a few minutes after the quakes hit.
Well, that's a wrap for the weather this spring. Enjoy the rest of the show and hope we as wrong as usual, in our long-range weather predictions and forecasting.
Have a nice life,
Swez
MrBrownstone on 03/25/2006 16:53:25
Swez
You go off on more tangents than a cosecant squared
swez on 03/25/2006 17:45:32
Watts-a-matta-U?
Did you get up on the wed side of someones leaky waterbed today?
Or maybe it's time to go shopping for a few new pairs of men's underware? The old ones may be too tight, cutting off your circulation and making ya cranky.
Besides, they probably have so many "skid marks" from the many burrito induced "burnouts", they'll never come clean. Try the male thong version this time. Hope ya can get used to the material strap in the back. Some folks really like the new styles and colors... by crackie!
Swez
PS Aren't we having any fun this week son? Cabin fever has a good grip on ol' Swez. (if you cannot remember the symptoms)
MrBrownstone on 03/25/2006 20:21:50
What's Cabin Fever, again?
Is that when you have to:
1. Cut firewood to keep from freezing
2. Think a woman with a Vneck snowmobile suit is hot
3. Canadian Women now have more hair on their legs than you do
4. Mr. B stops sending Weather Reports because it was 84 and he was outside chasing Latinas and didn't have the time to rub it in.
5. Mr B sends you a piece of peeled skin from his forehead because he got a sunburn leaving the sunroof of his car open.
Please describe this cabin fever thing as usually I used to solve a similar condition by flying to Vegas a couple dozen times a year
swez on 03/26/2006 09:12:33
Cabin fever? You mean you have already forgotten the 30 odd years of living in the frozen north after only 6 months in Mexicali? Give me a break.
Cabin Fever Symptoms:
1. It's cold, rainy, snowey, icy and windy outside (run snow throwers as needed)
2. It's warm, dry and quiet inside (vacuum the rug and floors)
3. We go to work, the store and do minimal running about when the weather is lousy
4. Some dream of warmer days, fishing, golf, hiking, biking, romantic picnics with a special member of the opposite gender
5. Some folks spend huge amounts of time watching sappy movies on TV, too much time at their computers or sleeping when bored and not much else seems interesting
Of coarse, there are the true 'die hards' that go out skiing, ice skating, ice fishing, snow boarding, playing hockey and like the winter activities of choice. Then, there are the hard core folks that go hunting, traping, snow mobiling, (sp?) ride their quad-runners and running around in shorts and long sleeve shirts when the days get above 30 degrees.
Cabin Fever defined: A state of mind where one lives with long bouts of bordom, the walls feel like they are closing in. There are minimal hours of sunlight for months and hibernation is an option for those who can or have cause to do so. Many become irritable, cranky, irksome and believe there are unfriendly spirits living inside their heads.
I watched a movie a few weeks back with Jack Nicholson as a writer and curator of a summer resort that has been shut down for the winter. The resort was huge and palacious, but the winter was long and mind numbing.
The place is reportedly haunted and a few years back, the last curator went on a murderous rampage and killed his family and then himself. Jack begins to go nutty and writes for hours. He types page after page of the same thing. "All work and no play, makes Jack a very dull boy".
Yeah, a typical Jack the psycho movie huh? But, it was very well done. Many strange twists and turns in the plot and plenty of gore til the end. Can't recall the name of that movie, but it was an extreme depiction of "Cabin Fever" gone bad.
Swez
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