Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try somesing I have heard about . Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want...Beef wiff Broccori?"
Replies (2)
MrBrownstone on 03/2/2006 10:40:14
My Wife Left me
I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we
had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Honey, that's what the beer was for!"
Don't think she's coming back.
swez on 03/2/2006 12:22:28
Well said ol man!
Even the ugly-bugs, look pretty good at closing time, at any given bar.
Hehe, GRIN
Swez
A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try somesing I have heard about . Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want...Beef wiff Broccori?"
Replies (2)
MrBrownstone on 03/2/2006 10:40:14
My Wife Left me
I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we
had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Honey, that's what the beer was for!"
Don't think she's coming back.
swez on 03/2/2006 12:22:28
Well said ol man!
Even the ugly-bugs, look pretty good at closing time, at any given bar.
Hehe, GRIN
Swez
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