Mr Brownstone walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. Mr Brownstone said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Mr Brownstone seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and Mr Brownstone stated by check. " I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned Mr Brownstone, "There's no money in that account.
"I know," said Mr Brownstone, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
CLAP
The above is what I caught from her :-)
Replies (7)
Buickman94 on 05/11/2005 15:04:47
Im trying that...
swez on 05/11/2005 21:11:25
You sure you didn't get a case of the "Clams" ? GRIN
Swez
ttocs on 05/11/2005 23:18:07
speachless.........
MrBrownstone on 05/12/2005 13:38:15
the 'clams'
Please explain or ...wait, I got it.
Swez, your smile is the embodiment of the crap-eating grin. Nice.
swez on 05/12/2005 22:19:03
You bet there young wipper-snapper!
Watch out for the crafty old rooster.... he's old, but he's got a plan too.
Why can't that farmer pick a non-gay rooster replacement?
Swez
PS For those who are a bit slow, it clams or crabs. One of those darn shellfish types I guess, my CRS is flairing up this week. (CRS = Can't
Remember Stuff)
ttocs on 05/13/2005 10:15:07
sure, I bet it was fer a girl mr b.........................
C'mon, whats his name???????
MrBrownstone on 05/13/2005 14:52:51
Oh. That's brutal, TTOCS!
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. Mr Brownstone said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Mr Brownstone seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and Mr Brownstone stated by check. " I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned Mr Brownstone, "There's no money in that account.
"I know," said Mr Brownstone, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
CLAP
The above is what I caught from her :-)
Replies (7)
Buickman94 on 05/11/2005 15:04:47
Im trying that...
swez on 05/11/2005 21:11:25
You sure you didn't get a case of the "Clams" ? GRIN
Swez
ttocs on 05/11/2005 23:18:07
speachless.........
MrBrownstone on 05/12/2005 13:38:15
the 'clams'
Please explain or ...wait, I got it.
Swez, your smile is the embodiment of the crap-eating grin. Nice.
swez on 05/12/2005 22:19:03
You bet there young wipper-snapper!
Watch out for the crafty old rooster.... he's old, but he's got a plan too.
Why can't that farmer pick a non-gay rooster replacement?
Swez
PS For those who are a bit slow, it clams or crabs. One of those darn shellfish types I guess, my CRS is flairing up this week. (CRS = Can't
Remember Stuff)
ttocs on 05/13/2005 10:15:07
sure, I bet it was fer a girl mr b.........................
C'mon, whats his name???????
MrBrownstone on 05/13/2005 14:52:51
Oh. That's brutal, TTOCS!
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