I was thinking of getting a Mullet? What are the drawbacks?
THINK
Replies (16)
Pinch on 03/21/2005 15:59:53
There is only one serious drawback to having a mullet. Complete, and instant popularity. The very moment your barber/second cousin finishes with the hedge trimmers, you will feel energized with confidence. Prepare yourself for a new level of media attention too. Paparrazi will stalk your every move, and people will appear out of nowhere asking for you to grace them with your now alluring presence. You can also plan on getting 3, maybe 4 times as many metric tons of fanmail. Good luck!
Pinch
gearhead on 03/21/2005 17:36:02
Whether it deep-fried or broiled, you still have to watch out for the little bones. There's no way to really fillet a mullet. Mullet tastes like c-rap without hush puppies and beer too.
alanjlamore on 03/21/2005 18:18:22
Here's a scientific approach to mullets:
http://www.mulletmadness.com/site.php?page=articles&id=27#equation
Enjoy!
ttocs on 03/22/2005 13:19:12
downside-you will find yourself saying things like,"hold my beer and watch this!".
Downside-only chicks with no teeth will want to talk to you, but they just want to use you for your chewing tobacoo, and crash on your couch in the trailer(or backseat of the car on block out front).
MrBrownstone on 03/22/2005 16:31:19
Business in the front, party in the back!!
I was fixin to git me summa dat fancy chewin tobackky. First off'n I needs to fetch me a woman. Tobacky 2nd.
Seriously, hushpuppies and Old Milwaukee?
ttocs on 03/22/2005 17:23:45
na na na na. ya gots it all rong....
Ya get the tobacoo and then the ladies(For the rest of us mr B.) come runnin.....
uochronos on 03/22/2005 20:50:43
as a man who has had a mullet before i must warn you that any white trash princess that sees you well be all over you. you well be required to buy an old muscle car and put it on block in your front yard.. you well also be required to drink nothing but busch, budwieser, miller, and millwakies beast.
now for the down side
you well be mistaken for a lesbian by any repectable person you happen to meet.
with that said i say go for it man... hell i got me a pair of rusty clippers swing by i'll give ya a trim... i trim my own hair and everyone says it looks fine... no really they do!
gearhead on 03/23/2005 01:52:13
"Seriously, hushpuppies and Old Milwaukee?"
That or Busch, since it's impossible to get Hamm's any more, and i can't find any Stroh's down here.
uochronos on 03/23/2005 12:06:54
LMAO
i forgot about Hamms... you can still get it up hear although even the rednecks dont drink that hehe;
MrBrownstone on 03/23/2005 13:07:58
I live in the land of the Stroh's brewery. I could send you some.
Also, there's Schmit, Olympia, Coors, and some other real winners.
oldmazda on 03/23/2005 21:59:08
hahaha you had might as well just list all american beer :P
uochronos on 03/24/2005 02:31:00
hehe you know thats what we need i a favorite beer thread LMAO
Crum on 03/24/2005 12:54:38
Perhaps you could get some ideas off this site. . .
http://mulletjunky.com/
As for beer, brew your own and live happy - I, for one, will be bottling my latest stout this weekend.
Benjamin Franklin once said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
and Homer, on more than one occasion, said, "Mmmmm. . . beer."
swez on 03/24/2005 18:19:52
I worked with a buddy in Philly that made his own brews. Some were pretty darn good too. He liked the full flavored ones (as I do too) and after 6 months of being a brewmeister, he gained 30 lbs and got a bad case of gout too.
As for the Mullett.... growing the back out to a reasonable length will take a year or more. In the summer, gotta be a pain as it will be hot. But then again, you only get 3 mos of temps above 50 degrees in Minnihaha. So, that may work in your favor. Could always get an instant Mullet too. A hair weave on the back would be a fast way to get it long or an add on that the ladies use when they want to change their looks. I think they just clip deep under the exsisting hair, right at the root base.
Swez
PS A Favorite Brew list sounds good. Somebody care to get the ball rolling? I'll call out for Ole Frothenslosh! SMILE
Buickman94 on 03/25/2005 02:10:02
we call people with mullets 10-90s...10% of their hair in front, 90 in the back...
MrBrownstone on 03/30/2005 16:10:31
What do we call the Lesbian Mullets? 10/60/10/10/10???
10% in the front, 60% in the back, 10% left arm pit, 10% Right Pit, and 10% ....on the legs
:-)
THINK
Replies (16)
Pinch on 03/21/2005 15:59:53
There is only one serious drawback to having a mullet. Complete, and instant popularity. The very moment your barber/second cousin finishes with the hedge trimmers, you will feel energized with confidence. Prepare yourself for a new level of media attention too. Paparrazi will stalk your every move, and people will appear out of nowhere asking for you to grace them with your now alluring presence. You can also plan on getting 3, maybe 4 times as many metric tons of fanmail. Good luck!
Pinch
gearhead on 03/21/2005 17:36:02
Whether it deep-fried or broiled, you still have to watch out for the little bones. There's no way to really fillet a mullet. Mullet tastes like c-rap without hush puppies and beer too.
alanjlamore on 03/21/2005 18:18:22
Here's a scientific approach to mullets:
http://www.mulletmadness.com/site.php?page=articles&id=27#equation
Enjoy!
ttocs on 03/22/2005 13:19:12
downside-you will find yourself saying things like,"hold my beer and watch this!".
Downside-only chicks with no teeth will want to talk to you, but they just want to use you for your chewing tobacoo, and crash on your couch in the trailer(or backseat of the car on block out front).
MrBrownstone on 03/22/2005 16:31:19
Business in the front, party in the back!!
I was fixin to git me summa dat fancy chewin tobackky. First off'n I needs to fetch me a woman. Tobacky 2nd.
Seriously, hushpuppies and Old Milwaukee?
ttocs on 03/22/2005 17:23:45
na na na na. ya gots it all rong....
Ya get the tobacoo and then the ladies(For the rest of us mr B.) come runnin.....
uochronos on 03/22/2005 20:50:43
as a man who has had a mullet before i must warn you that any white trash princess that sees you well be all over you. you well be required to buy an old muscle car and put it on block in your front yard.. you well also be required to drink nothing but busch, budwieser, miller, and millwakies beast.
now for the down side
you well be mistaken for a lesbian by any repectable person you happen to meet.
with that said i say go for it man... hell i got me a pair of rusty clippers swing by i'll give ya a trim... i trim my own hair and everyone says it looks fine... no really they do!
gearhead on 03/23/2005 01:52:13
"Seriously, hushpuppies and Old Milwaukee?"
That or Busch, since it's impossible to get Hamm's any more, and i can't find any Stroh's down here.
uochronos on 03/23/2005 12:06:54
LMAO
i forgot about Hamms... you can still get it up hear although even the rednecks dont drink that hehe;
MrBrownstone on 03/23/2005 13:07:58
I live in the land of the Stroh's brewery. I could send you some.
Also, there's Schmit, Olympia, Coors, and some other real winners.
oldmazda on 03/23/2005 21:59:08
hahaha you had might as well just list all american beer :P
uochronos on 03/24/2005 02:31:00
hehe you know thats what we need i a favorite beer thread LMAO
Crum on 03/24/2005 12:54:38
Perhaps you could get some ideas off this site. . .
http://mulletjunky.com/
As for beer, brew your own and live happy - I, for one, will be bottling my latest stout this weekend.
Benjamin Franklin once said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
and Homer, on more than one occasion, said, "Mmmmm. . . beer."
swez on 03/24/2005 18:19:52
I worked with a buddy in Philly that made his own brews. Some were pretty darn good too. He liked the full flavored ones (as I do too) and after 6 months of being a brewmeister, he gained 30 lbs and got a bad case of gout too.
As for the Mullett.... growing the back out to a reasonable length will take a year or more. In the summer, gotta be a pain as it will be hot. But then again, you only get 3 mos of temps above 50 degrees in Minnihaha. So, that may work in your favor. Could always get an instant Mullet too. A hair weave on the back would be a fast way to get it long or an add on that the ladies use when they want to change their looks. I think they just clip deep under the exsisting hair, right at the root base.
Swez
PS A Favorite Brew list sounds good. Somebody care to get the ball rolling? I'll call out for Ole Frothenslosh! SMILE
Buickman94 on 03/25/2005 02:10:02
we call people with mullets 10-90s...10% of their hair in front, 90 in the back...
MrBrownstone on 03/30/2005 16:10:31
What do we call the Lesbian Mullets? 10/60/10/10/10???
10% in the front, 60% in the back, 10% left arm pit, 10% Right Pit, and 10% ....on the legs
:-)
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