Went to a Wedding In Mobile Alabama

by MrBrownstone
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last weekend. It was great. Southern people, all hugging & kissing.

Funny, though. It's the only wedding I have ever been to where everyone is going to their cousin's wedding, yet everyone sits on one side of the church.




Replies (14)
uochronos on 02/23/2005 13:21:20
lol we had live gun fire and a whole pig on a spit at my cusins wedding... its not a wedding unless you invite the hillbillies

Chronos

saintanddolphin on 02/23/2005 18:43:30
Southern Babtist,"Brother Brian"!

I am from Mobile,lived here all my life, I still don't know were to sit @ for these ceramonies.

From what I gather a funeral is just the opposite in seat selection.

Mike COFFEE

PS I think there are more cousins in Mobile County than anywhere else on earth! HEHE



MrBrownstone on 02/23/2005 20:46:19
I thought you were the groom!!

DUCK!! Flame wars, right ahead!

danielm87 on 02/23/2005 22:31:12
Round where i come from, just outside Knoxville, TN.....we take pride in preserving the hillbillieness in our blood and we also dont stop that courtesy at funerals....i went to my grandma's funeral in full camo, had just finished hunting.
But what really surprised me was that i was only one out of 15 or so guys wearing something with camoflage on it. Not to mention all the old guys with overalls and flannel....
Needless to say it all slipped by without a single comment on anyones dress attire.

Good ole Rocky Top,
Rocky Top Tennessee.
GO VOLS

DM

MrBrownstone on 02/24/2005 13:44:11
Oh brother...

I propose the we do something drastic. We reinvent the Civil War !!!

No, not undo slavery, etc.. I'm talking about we all have a 'friendly' state vs State, North vs. South, East vs West, Canada vs. USA type of deal.

We could make jokes like, "..What does IOWA stand for?"

Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around

IOWA.....

It wouldn't be anything too grim, just a 'celebration' of our cultural differences between all the states. In fact, I'd be willing to officiate, and draw up categories..such as:

State vs State (like MN vs WI)
Region (N vs S or E vs W)
Age
Norwegians vs Pollocks (or Swedes)

So long as everything is about intelligence, and not about racially sensitive material, I think it would be fun. Also, it'd be quite a bit of ammunition when standing around the office water cooler (or otherwise) and you come in contact with someone from somewhere else that needs a good needling.

Any takers?

Victor on 02/24/2005 14:33:06
I am from "INDIA"

HEHE

Victor...

danielm87 on 02/24/2005 14:41:57
I cant wait for the ROAST of Jeff Foxworthy on March 11th......gonna be funny.

Comedy Central


yeah Mr. B, i'm up for it.......but first, make up one of those Iowa joke things for TENNESSEE, then i'll be impressed!

Daniel


uochronos on 02/24/2005 14:47:05
Totaly
Empty
Not
Normal
Emergency
State
Sponges
Everyones
Earnings

TENNESSEE

That was the best i can do.

Chronos

danielm87 on 02/24/2005 15:11:35
Niiiiiiiiice Chronos.....
I cant even get one, been trying for 10 minutes,


danielm87 on 02/24/2005 15:18:08
They
Eat
Nachos
Not
Exactly
Sexy
Singles
Everybodys
Erratic


TENNESSEE

GO VOLS


Merriam Webster definition of Erratic= "1.-having no fixed course, 2.-A - characterized by lack of consistency,regularity,and uniformity
B - deviating from what is ordinary or standard"

Nicely put


uochronos on 02/24/2005 16:07:04
go vols? *sigh* i must ask even the the awnser frightens me.... Howere does eevryone in tennessee worship vols? are vols not tiny rodent like creatures? hehe just had toa sk..

Chronos

danielm87 on 02/24/2005 18:53:27
VOLS stands for "Volunteers"......Tennessee has a strong history of many of its citizens volunteering for war duty....the civil war, along with many other wars. Hence the old UT icon used to be a pioneer with a rifle at hand.

I guess you only learn that growing up in TN,
glad i could enlighten you.

Daniel

uochronos on 02/25/2005 01:27:41
lol that makes so much mroe since hehe... n is the volunteering for war duty a way of keeping the population down?

Chronos

MrBrownstone on 02/25/2005 14:46:22
Vols are also call such because of their Volunteering donations at the 'reproductive assistance'




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