Welcome our Mr. Brownstone to the list of very qualified Golds. He's been in this biz for many years and I have known him for ~ 4 years. He sure helped me when I was just a pup in Car Audio.
Say hello to that ol Geezer eh?
Swez SMILE
Replies (25)
admin on 12/21/2004 21:12:03
Welcome back Mr B!! COFFEE
Been a long time my friend!
MrBrownstone on 12/22/2004 00:57:24
Hey Geezer yourself, Swez!!!
Thanks Walt.
People compare me to either a Water Bear, or a cockroach. I can disappear for a long time, but then come back to take over the place. If we only counted the number of posts we all made prior to this main server, I probably have upwards of 40,000 posts,....Swez, he actually made posts for Clint Eastwood movies before Eastwood became famous.
Hope this and other spinoff communities continue strong. I see that we've seen members of our old trusty forums partake at soundillusions, and many other forums. Hope the core group here remain intact. We also need new blood, so we have got to be both helpful, respectful, and inviting. Hopefully, a little added humor (namely me) from everyone may keep people coming back like an ant to a hershey bar.
Keep your eyes peeled for Mr B oneliners. To date, I have 15,326....but that's including some recycled ones--so I don't know how many are original.
Alright, I'm done for now...." off like a prom dress!"
Victor on 12/22/2004 01:04:49
there was this blonde mom and son living on the border of canada and usa
they were watching TV on a cold winter night and heard the news.
that the place they were staying will be taken US occupied and will no longer be counted a part of canada
the son started crying and the mom was very happy..
son said "mom now we r going to US so i will loose all my friends".. and mom said "dont worry son u can make new friends but atleast we will be saved from these freezing canadian winters"..
hehe..
Victor...
swez on 12/22/2004 08:52:14
How many Blonds does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer is 5.
One on the ladder to hold the light bulb, and 4 to spin the ladder!
====================================================
How many women does it take to change a light fixture?
Many try... but the light fixture has to have the desire to change?
Swez
PS Let's get one thing straight... Mr. B is an old geezer....(early 30's) I am his Grand Pappy. LOL
gearhead on 12/22/2004 10:41:16
An electrical engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you
for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then
cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the
engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've
told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you
for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an electrical engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
MrBrownstone on 12/24/2004 14:34:03
Okay, just so noone get's mad, if you're under 13, you ain't getting this one. If you are, fantastico! PS it's not worth reading. If you aren't an Ole & Lena fan, substitute Nick & Jessica Simpson
------------------------------------------------------------
Ole & Lena were drivin' down da road in Minn eh SOOHTah and as they were driving, Ole noticed a skunk on his side of the road. He swerved to miss it, but just before passing the skunk, he notice 5 or 6 BABY skunks following it. So at the last instant, he swerved back, and just clipped the mother skunk, killing it instantly.
After driving a minute, Ole could not help but notice that Lena was staring at him intently. When he makes eye contact, she says, "OLE!!!!!! YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"
Ole looks back, "What?"
Lena, "You killed their MOTHER!!!"
Ole, "Well....what do you want me to do?"
Lena, "For God Sakes, turn around!"
Ole, "are you out of your mind, they're animals...."
Lena,"...(Nag) (Nag) (Nag) (Nag--some woman-talk) (Nag) But they're ORPHANS"
After seeing his nordic bride all teary-eyed, and another 1/2 mile of nagging, Ole decides to turn around. When he gets to the scene, the little babies (7 of them) are all huddled around their mother. Ole says, "now what do you want me to do Lena?"
Lena, "We'll take them home and raise them"
Ole, "I'm not putting them in our car, we'll have an accident"
Lena, "but they're orphans (tears again).
Ole thinks about it for a minute, "Alright, but they stay in the back seat"
As Ole's driving, the curious little polecats meander their way throughout the car, sniffing everything, and crawling around all over the front seat. One get's under the brake, one on top of Ole's foot on the gas pedal. Finally, Ole stops, "..Alright Lena, we're throwing them out. I'm not having an accident over some skunks"
Lena, "but you killed their mother?"
Ole, "Yeah? do you want to die in a car crash? How do you expect to control them"
Lena, "Oh, Ole...I'll put them under my dress"
Ole looks at her in astonishment, "Lena?1?!?!? what about the smell"
Lena, "Oh, they won't mind"
They're friggin skunks for Crying out loud!!!
-Thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress...
GOOD NIGHT!!
Victor on 12/24/2004 17:03:56
LOL.....
cplkittle on 12/25/2004 18:15:20
old man Swez and his girl were sitting on the couch. His girl says "Swez, why don't we go upstairs and make love?" Swez replies.. "I don't think I have the energy to do both."
Just Kidding, buddy.
Merry Christmas
swez on 12/25/2004 19:18:06
LOL... I have the energy to do both at the same time... just no g/f to play along with the game...
Let the games begin... find Ol Swez a mate eh?
Me...
MrBrownstone on 12/26/2004 22:52:20
When Old man Swez was younger, he was arrested for stealing rare coins, and breaking in & entering. However, at the time of arrest, he swallowed all the coins, and therefore was just charged with breaking in & entering.
Soon after he entered prison, he was fed brownies laced with ExLax. Later, he was again charged with theft,....this time for theft of loose change.
HEYOOOOOOH!!!!
MrBrownstone on 12/26/2004 22:57:44
Whatta call a blonde that colored her hair brown...artificial intelligence.
Victor on 12/27/2004 03:29:25
LOL...
swez on 12/27/2004 12:20:54
Yep, I probably did that a while back... but I got the original idea from Mr. B. However, he neglected to tell me they would use ExLax to flush me out. (figuratively and literally)
Another thing Mr. B. forgot to mention, were his exploits in the
"underground economy". Once he mentioned how he once sold his Authentic "Elvis" memorabilia off e-bay and got sited for fraud. They were all poor copies and fakes. When they caught up with him... he fled the visable mode and took refuge in a cave in Montana for over 2 years... until the heat died down. Living on nuts, berries and raw fish & meat, may have damaged his brain to the point where he thought he was living with wolves and bears. (gotta watch the berries we eat here guys) Some are poisonous and adversely affect the brain and central nervous system.
However, Mr. B. has returned to his "old self" and eats Spam, donuts and an occassional muskrat. Am not sure that is normal or not for him??? He keeps going into this "howling thing" when we chat on the phone and does not know he is doing it????
Go figure huh?
Swez
uochronos on 12/27/2004 14:36:56
sounds to me like he may have run out of berries and ran into some bad mushrooms there hehe.
Chronos
PS
if your interested Mr.B i'm selling the toilet elvis died on for a killer deal of only 500$ i think i could let it go to you for only 100$ though. you could easily double your money here!
Victor on 12/27/2004 15:48:51
Forwarding you a mail...Read and Smile...
Husband Mart....!!!
A store called Husband Mart that sells husbands has
just opened. A woman
can go there and choose a husband from among many men.
The store consists of 6 floors. As you open the door
to any floor you
can choose a man from that floor or choose to go up to
the next floor.
But you cannot go back down to a previous floor,
except to exit the
building.
So a woman goes to Husband Mart to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1
- These men have
jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
that's better than
my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So
up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have
jobs and love
kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love kids and
are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says.
"But I wonder
what's upstairs?"
And up she goes again.
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids
are extremely good looking, and help with the
housework. "Wow!" exclaims
the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!" And
again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework
and have a strong
romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting
me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
3,456,789,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exist solely as
proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day!
Victor...
MrBrownstone on 12/27/2004 20:29:49
I tip my hat, I can't top that joke. Victor, you are a comedic genius!! :-)
I nearly pi$$ed my pantoles when I read that one. I'm forwarding that one to every woman I know that would appreciated it...and those that wouldn't, I'm forwarding it to their work AND home emails.
LOL...
swez on 12/27/2004 22:10:29
Very good Victor... have heard a similar one to that before... this was a cleaner version than what I had seen before and actually more funny too. Same punch line though...
"There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely as
proof that women are impossible to please."
They should have an express elevator at the sixth level that takes the shopper right to the basement at break neck speed, picks up the battered remains when the elevator lands with a G-force of say 200. The remains are removed, burned and cast out into the street with a sign...
"Beware that shopping can be dangerous to your health". They have to sign a waiver of responsibilities, once they past the 4th floor.
Should have stayed home and tended to the children huh? LOL
Swez
PS Where is that store anyway? I'd like my Ex to shop there. Wonder how far she's go.... she had a 5th floor husband while we were married. Glad that mess is over!
MrBrownstone on 12/28/2004 17:35:03
She had a 5th floor husband? Did you know the guy?
swez on 12/29/2004 01:37:08
I think I did know him... but that was a long time ago. He left town, changed his name and just got lost in the shuffle?
Swez
MrBrownstone on 12/30/2004 20:28:49
first time I heard a guy changing his name
swez on 12/30/2004 20:35:17
Banish the thought there Mr. Brownstone... Guys can change their names too. (especially online) hehe
Swez
MrBrownstone on 12/31/2004 03:34:01
There a difference between a name and a reputation. My name is Banish, My reputation is excess of the 80s.
Mr Brownstone depicts the struggle of chemical intoxicants to root out all that blood in my system. Like my old friend Keith Richards once said, "..I got arrested for drunk driving,....they jailed me for having too much blood in my heroine stream.."
Me, just booz and I'm over that by 8 or 9 years now...yet the rep of being the Anchor of the Case a Night Club remains.
swez on 12/31/2004 13:02:14
Does that mean you are "dry" and high on Oyxgen these days or maybe you have learned about No2 or some other form of mentals diversion?
Did you like my play on words? "Banish" the thought? heheh Did not desire to give away the store... but could not resist the play on words/names...
I still don't get the Mr. Brownstone story though??? A fictional character or what? Please ellaborate...
Swez GRIN
PS Happy New Year Ol Boy!!! This is our year to shine eh?
MrBrownstone on 12/31/2004 21:35:07
Brownstone = Guns N Roses Drug of choice
The Song is "Mr Brownstone" Appetite for Destruction, circa 1987
swez on 01/1/2005 08:30:32
Ahhhh, got it.
Say hello to that ol Geezer eh?
Swez SMILE
Replies (25)
admin on 12/21/2004 21:12:03
Welcome back Mr B!! COFFEE
Been a long time my friend!
MrBrownstone on 12/22/2004 00:57:24
Hey Geezer yourself, Swez!!!
Thanks Walt.
People compare me to either a Water Bear, or a cockroach. I can disappear for a long time, but then come back to take over the place. If we only counted the number of posts we all made prior to this main server, I probably have upwards of 40,000 posts,....Swez, he actually made posts for Clint Eastwood movies before Eastwood became famous.
Hope this and other spinoff communities continue strong. I see that we've seen members of our old trusty forums partake at soundillusions, and many other forums. Hope the core group here remain intact. We also need new blood, so we have got to be both helpful, respectful, and inviting. Hopefully, a little added humor (namely me) from everyone may keep people coming back like an ant to a hershey bar.
Keep your eyes peeled for Mr B oneliners. To date, I have 15,326....but that's including some recycled ones--so I don't know how many are original.
Alright, I'm done for now...." off like a prom dress!"
Victor on 12/22/2004 01:04:49
there was this blonde mom and son living on the border of canada and usa
they were watching TV on a cold winter night and heard the news.
that the place they were staying will be taken US occupied and will no longer be counted a part of canada
the son started crying and the mom was very happy..
son said "mom now we r going to US so i will loose all my friends".. and mom said "dont worry son u can make new friends but atleast we will be saved from these freezing canadian winters"..
hehe..
Victor...
swez on 12/22/2004 08:52:14
How many Blonds does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer is 5.
One on the ladder to hold the light bulb, and 4 to spin the ladder!
====================================================
How many women does it take to change a light fixture?
Many try... but the light fixture has to have the desire to change?
Swez
PS Let's get one thing straight... Mr. B is an old geezer....(early 30's) I am his Grand Pappy. LOL
gearhead on 12/22/2004 10:41:16
An electrical engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you
for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then
cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the
engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've
told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you
for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an electrical engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
MrBrownstone on 12/24/2004 14:34:03
Okay, just so noone get's mad, if you're under 13, you ain't getting this one. If you are, fantastico! PS it's not worth reading. If you aren't an Ole & Lena fan, substitute Nick & Jessica Simpson
------------------------------------------------------------
Ole & Lena were drivin' down da road in Minn eh SOOHTah and as they were driving, Ole noticed a skunk on his side of the road. He swerved to miss it, but just before passing the skunk, he notice 5 or 6 BABY skunks following it. So at the last instant, he swerved back, and just clipped the mother skunk, killing it instantly.
After driving a minute, Ole could not help but notice that Lena was staring at him intently. When he makes eye contact, she says, "OLE!!!!!! YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"
Ole looks back, "What?"
Lena, "You killed their MOTHER!!!"
Ole, "Well....what do you want me to do?"
Lena, "For God Sakes, turn around!"
Ole, "are you out of your mind, they're animals...."
Lena,"...(Nag) (Nag) (Nag) (Nag--some woman-talk) (Nag) But they're ORPHANS"
After seeing his nordic bride all teary-eyed, and another 1/2 mile of nagging, Ole decides to turn around. When he gets to the scene, the little babies (7 of them) are all huddled around their mother. Ole says, "now what do you want me to do Lena?"
Lena, "We'll take them home and raise them"
Ole, "I'm not putting them in our car, we'll have an accident"
Lena, "but they're orphans (tears again).
Ole thinks about it for a minute, "Alright, but they stay in the back seat"
As Ole's driving, the curious little polecats meander their way throughout the car, sniffing everything, and crawling around all over the front seat. One get's under the brake, one on top of Ole's foot on the gas pedal. Finally, Ole stops, "..Alright Lena, we're throwing them out. I'm not having an accident over some skunks"
Lena, "but you killed their mother?"
Ole, "Yeah? do you want to die in a car crash? How do you expect to control them"
Lena, "Oh, Ole...I'll put them under my dress"
Ole looks at her in astonishment, "Lena?1?!?!? what about the smell"
Lena, "Oh, they won't mind"
They're friggin skunks for Crying out loud!!!
-Thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress...
GOOD NIGHT!!
Victor on 12/24/2004 17:03:56
LOL.....
cplkittle on 12/25/2004 18:15:20
old man Swez and his girl were sitting on the couch. His girl says "Swez, why don't we go upstairs and make love?" Swez replies.. "I don't think I have the energy to do both."
Just Kidding, buddy.
Merry Christmas
swez on 12/25/2004 19:18:06
LOL... I have the energy to do both at the same time... just no g/f to play along with the game...
Let the games begin... find Ol Swez a mate eh?
Me...
MrBrownstone on 12/26/2004 22:52:20
When Old man Swez was younger, he was arrested for stealing rare coins, and breaking in & entering. However, at the time of arrest, he swallowed all the coins, and therefore was just charged with breaking in & entering.
Soon after he entered prison, he was fed brownies laced with ExLax. Later, he was again charged with theft,....this time for theft of loose change.
HEYOOOOOOH!!!!
MrBrownstone on 12/26/2004 22:57:44
Whatta call a blonde that colored her hair brown...artificial intelligence.
Victor on 12/27/2004 03:29:25
LOL...
swez on 12/27/2004 12:20:54
Yep, I probably did that a while back... but I got the original idea from Mr. B. However, he neglected to tell me they would use ExLax to flush me out. (figuratively and literally)
Another thing Mr. B. forgot to mention, were his exploits in the
"underground economy". Once he mentioned how he once sold his Authentic "Elvis" memorabilia off e-bay and got sited for fraud. They were all poor copies and fakes. When they caught up with him... he fled the visable mode and took refuge in a cave in Montana for over 2 years... until the heat died down. Living on nuts, berries and raw fish & meat, may have damaged his brain to the point where he thought he was living with wolves and bears. (gotta watch the berries we eat here guys) Some are poisonous and adversely affect the brain and central nervous system.
However, Mr. B. has returned to his "old self" and eats Spam, donuts and an occassional muskrat. Am not sure that is normal or not for him??? He keeps going into this "howling thing" when we chat on the phone and does not know he is doing it????
Go figure huh?
Swez
uochronos on 12/27/2004 14:36:56
sounds to me like he may have run out of berries and ran into some bad mushrooms there hehe.
Chronos
PS
if your interested Mr.B i'm selling the toilet elvis died on for a killer deal of only 500$ i think i could let it go to you for only 100$ though. you could easily double your money here!
Victor on 12/27/2004 15:48:51
Forwarding you a mail...Read and Smile...
Husband Mart....!!!
A store called Husband Mart that sells husbands has
just opened. A woman
can go there and choose a husband from among many men.
The store consists of 6 floors. As you open the door
to any floor you
can choose a man from that floor or choose to go up to
the next floor.
But you cannot go back down to a previous floor,
except to exit the
building.
So a woman goes to Husband Mart to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1
- These men have
jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
that's better than
my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So
up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have
jobs and love
kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love kids and
are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says.
"But I wonder
what's upstairs?"
And up she goes again.
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids
are extremely good looking, and help with the
housework. "Wow!" exclaims
the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!" And
again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework
and have a strong
romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting
me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
3,456,789,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exist solely as
proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice
day!
Victor...
MrBrownstone on 12/27/2004 20:29:49
I tip my hat, I can't top that joke. Victor, you are a comedic genius!! :-)
I nearly pi$$ed my pantoles when I read that one. I'm forwarding that one to every woman I know that would appreciated it...and those that wouldn't, I'm forwarding it to their work AND home emails.
LOL...
swez on 12/27/2004 22:10:29
Very good Victor... have heard a similar one to that before... this was a cleaner version than what I had seen before and actually more funny too. Same punch line though...
"There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely as
proof that women are impossible to please."
They should have an express elevator at the sixth level that takes the shopper right to the basement at break neck speed, picks up the battered remains when the elevator lands with a G-force of say 200. The remains are removed, burned and cast out into the street with a sign...
"Beware that shopping can be dangerous to your health". They have to sign a waiver of responsibilities, once they past the 4th floor.
Should have stayed home and tended to the children huh? LOL
Swez
PS Where is that store anyway? I'd like my Ex to shop there. Wonder how far she's go.... she had a 5th floor husband while we were married. Glad that mess is over!
MrBrownstone on 12/28/2004 17:35:03
She had a 5th floor husband? Did you know the guy?
swez on 12/29/2004 01:37:08
I think I did know him... but that was a long time ago. He left town, changed his name and just got lost in the shuffle?
Swez
MrBrownstone on 12/30/2004 20:28:49
first time I heard a guy changing his name
swez on 12/30/2004 20:35:17
Banish the thought there Mr. Brownstone... Guys can change their names too. (especially online) hehe
Swez
MrBrownstone on 12/31/2004 03:34:01
There a difference between a name and a reputation. My name is Banish, My reputation is excess of the 80s.
Mr Brownstone depicts the struggle of chemical intoxicants to root out all that blood in my system. Like my old friend Keith Richards once said, "..I got arrested for drunk driving,....they jailed me for having too much blood in my heroine stream.."
Me, just booz and I'm over that by 8 or 9 years now...yet the rep of being the Anchor of the Case a Night Club remains.
swez on 12/31/2004 13:02:14
Does that mean you are "dry" and high on Oyxgen these days or maybe you have learned about No2 or some other form of mentals diversion?
Did you like my play on words? "Banish" the thought? heheh Did not desire to give away the store... but could not resist the play on words/names...
I still don't get the Mr. Brownstone story though??? A fictional character or what? Please ellaborate...
Swez GRIN
PS Happy New Year Ol Boy!!! This is our year to shine eh?
MrBrownstone on 12/31/2004 21:35:07
Brownstone = Guns N Roses Drug of choice
The Song is "Mr Brownstone" Appetite for Destruction, circa 1987
swez on 01/1/2005 08:30:32
Ahhhh, got it.
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